#Cloudy Urine
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mparkmed1985 · 1 year ago
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Cloudy Pee STD
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disagigglebilities · 10 months ago
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When the doctor wants you to do a urinalysis because bubbly and cloudy urine is bad. She even said it my results were clear she'd send me to a specialist. Uh I didn't really think it was serious enough
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ura-niia · 8 months ago
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I AM ALIVE HELLO
Also look at my cat
CLOUDY MY LOVE IM GLAD TO HEAR YOU WELL AND BREATHING
OMGG The pretty kitty<333 such a cute brat<333
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dove-da-birb · 2 years ago
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ANOTHER VICTIM TO BOTHER WITH FENNEC FOXES!
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THEY'RE SO CUTE I IGNORE ALL BAD THINGS SO ADORABLE
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big ol' ears
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gomes72us-blog · 2 months ago
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healthlifeai · 6 months ago
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Cloudy Urine During Pregnancy: Symptoms, Causes, and Treatments
Discover the causes and treatments for cloudy urine during pregnancy. Understand symptoms and ensure a healthy journey for you and your baby.
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caldwellwrites · 9 months ago
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Things to Consider When Writing Setting
As a writer who has been coming up with a specific story concept for the past nine and a half years, I have a lot of trouble when it comes to writing and, oftentimes, imagining the setting of particular scenes. I almost always one detail in my head, but struggle to come up with any other features. Anyone can think, "Okay, my character is in a parking lot". But we, need to think beyond that.
Okay, first things first, decide a few things before we start consulting the big(ish) list.
-Where does this scene take place? (Pt. 1) That means the type of location. Are they in a forest? At home? In a Starbucks? There are a near-endless list of places for your character to be, but it's crucial to make sure you know where this person is before building from there. In my opinion, this is probably the most important aspect to know before attempting to write about the setting. Know. Where. They. Are.
-Where does this scene take place? (Pt. 2) This means the country or province. Consider every aspect of this place (I'll be making a post about world-building soon for those who need it). What are the geographical, cultural, and climate-related features. Think about how would these features impact the way your character experiences their environment.
-When does this scene take place? I'm talking about the time period, time of day, and time of the year. All of these factors will change what your character sees, hears, smells, everything.
Now that you've (hopefully) answered the three questions above, let's look at the big list of ideas. These are just some ideas I thought of while writing and editing this list, there are so many more ideas that are not on here. Try not do get overwhelmed by the list, and just look at it one section at a time. Play with some of these ideas in your head, on paper, a doc, whatever, and decide what feels write (get it?) for your project!
Sky, Weather, and Temperature
Sky Objects: Sun, Moon, Planets, Stars (Constellations), Meteors, Clouds (look up the different types), Rainbow, Flying Craft (Planes, Blimps, Drones, Helicopters), Balloons, Confetti, Kites, Bubbles
Weather: Sunny, Cloudy, Rainy, Stormy, Snowy, Hail, Foggy, Windy
Temperature: Sweltering, Hot, Warm, Comfortable, Chilly, Cold, Freezing
Nature and Natural Elements
Plants: Trees, Flowers, Grasses, Herbs, Mushrooms, Weeds, Bushes
Domestic Animals: Dogs, Cats, Horses
Wild Animals: Wolves, Coyotes, Bears, Wild Cats, Raccoons
Water Sources: Unmoving, Slow / Gentle, Rapid, Rough
Objects and People
Vehicles
Houses
Shops, Kiosks, Stalls
Schools & Other Buildings
Garbage
Fences, Walls, and Other Barricades
Parades, Parties, Festivals
Random Citizens / Passerby's
Higher-Ups (Royalty, Government Officials, etc)
Workers (Gardeners, Dog Walkers, Street Performers, etc.)
Furniture or Decor
Smells
Urine or Feces
Death / Blood
Cigarette / Cigar / Marijuana Smoke
Car Smog
Flowers
Fresh Cut Grass
Garbage
Food and Drink
Rain
Smoke / Fire
Pine
Sounds
Animal Sounds (Birds, Dogs, Insects, Frogs, etc. )
People Being Loud (Screaming, Playing, Cheering, Laughing, etc.)
Wind (Wind Chimes, Howling Wind, Blowing through plants, etc.)
Water
Machinery (Lawn Mower, Leaf Blower, etc.)
Transport (Carriages, Cars, Buses, Boats, Trains, Emergency Vehicles)
Weather Sounds (Rain, Thunder, Hail)
Fire Crackling
Music
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batmanisagatewaydrug · 11 months ago
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PSA for my fellow fools: you can, in fact, have a UTI without ever feeling any burning when you pee or experiencing a frequent urge to urinate. If your pee is cloudy and smells kinda sweet/fruity/acidic, get that checked out. Don’t be like me
take notes, everybody
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mparkmed1985 · 1 year ago
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Burning on Urination
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ura-niia · 1 year ago
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No thoughts head empty
Knocks on his head
hellooo?? hellooo???
Absolutely nothing in there chat.
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crying-fantasies · 1 year ago
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Grain offerings
Once, you tried to work near home, no one really wanted to and you were part of that group, everyone knows what kind of things are in a now abandoned house way too near, you didn't saw them but every other person apparently did with every detail or they are simply lying to get everyone in a paranoia nervousness that sits thick even in the market.
You didn't live during the havock of the war but humans still got their reservations about cybertronians, you have seen people escape from them even when all they do is ask for directions, you have seen videos of them playing volleyball with humanson the next town by a video, even a couple of different species out in a date like it was totally not frowned upon, different from where you live, you get it, really do, most people in town have been scarred to some level by the war and you've seen a few cybertronians that are a pain in the ass, but time and hostility may have made them act in such a way especially to the adults when you were younger, some could describe you as strange by not acting the same way your parents or everyone else did, maybe it was because you weren't alive during the war or the cybertronian temporary occupation that bordered in constant danger, or maybe it was the almost faded memory of a decepticon that lived near scaring away bullies that were making fun of your group of friends when blood was finally spilled by a cruel joke that involved rocks impacting with your head.
"Can't even put a leash on their spawns, I swear", no one believed any of you, no one would, but you would forever remember that once a decepticon called Needlenose helped you that cloudy day before everyone believed he was the one that caused the damage, ending in him getting out of town with his brother.
That would explain why the number of cybertronian residents is minimal if not non-existent on your town, and why the idea of interacting with one was so tempting, so interesting, but that is only a mere desire that would never come, it was time to go back to reality, forget about friendly cybertronians or how cool it would be to have a friend that could carry you back home in a jet.
So, with business almost beyond salvation and a whole batch of rice bags full of insects and almost rotten you try to dispose of it in order to prevent the lost of more bags, only to see the next day that the bag was gone even before the trash truck passed by, there is no leftovers, only markings on the ground that go back to where no one should go.
The place many said a cybertronian made it's home.
It wasn't as bad as it sounded, the main worry was that some of the most hateful human citizens in town went there to say a piece of their mind to the supposed new neighbor, only to come back crying out loud for mercy or swearing they would have their head on a plate even when they were near to drop dead on a puddle on their own urine, no real physical damage was done so police wasn't involved and since no cybertronian was in the best terms with anyone it wasn't an option to ask them for help.
Imagine your surprise when you noticed a big insect, consuming almost in a crazed trance all the rice that falls from a tearing in the big bag, it jumps backwards at the sight of you, you have never seen something like that, no cybertronian like that, the fear is instantaneous, but no by the mechanical insect, far from it, it comes back once in a while, especially when you get the rotten rice out, he seems to get what is left back to wherever he comes from.
You decide to call it a him, since he called you: "flesh bag" with a quite interesting voice that could even be perceived as playful, like he was making fun of you, almost deciding if he can get near you before looking back, full his mandibles at full capacity before dragging the whole bag back to who knows where, it may take time but he still comes, even when you don't get the spoiled rice out, he looks at the remaining things inside the shop and it doesn't take long to consider that, as strange as it can be, he really eats rice, and he may want to eat the fruit that is not in the dumpster but the one inside, his hunger makes you feel bad, he has damaged legs and one of his eyes blinks in and out of function, and something that looks like drool escapes his mandibles, it's sad, because you know a cybertronian only comes to live here if they can't go anywhere else, sometimes even enduring to be damaged by someone, laws don't protect cybertronians the same way they protect humans and it's unfair, but you could never say a word of C. Yeager's pro transformers speech in this town without becoming an outcast yourself in the eyes of your own family.
But what they don't know or hear doesn't hurt them, so you get money out of your wallet and put it in the counter, put a bag full of red apples in front of the injured cybertronian in front of you, his movements are so fast that he makes you fall, taking the whole bag back from where he comes every few days, and come back he does, one day dragging with him a new transformers that looks like him to some degree, and then another that literally has no head attached to the rest of his body, all of them expect something and you can't deny it even when the money you're saving from this very same work are expended in buying rice and wheat that fall from your hands to their waiting mandibles or flour in the case of the one without head, feeling bad for them and asking to yourself who could've been so vicious to do such a thing while something similar to a tongue laps at your hand which helps him to consume water at the lack of mouth, no giving a second thought in the way their glossa smeared in between your fingers that almost made you think of inadequate things at the moment.
Maybe you should've know better, not all people are good ones, the same applied for cybertronians, the same applied to decepticons, especially decepticons that are very well know to be disgusted by organics.
But, far from it, your new friends (you choose to call them like that to yourself) have no problem while interacting with you, in touching you, maybe a little zap of electricity when touching them without warning but that fades away fast as they push against your open palm to receive more food or pats on the head or on the body in Bombshell's case, the fact they finally told you their names, which are as curious as any other cybertronian name you have heard so far, there is happiness in how things go, no longer looking with logging or envy videos of people around the globe, the moment Sharpnel let's you rest against his body makes you giddy, silly chuckles escaping you while Kickback cleans your hand of every remaining oil of the hamburgers you got for them and that didn't last more than a few seconds, his mandibles catch at your skin, before your blood drops to the ground of their nest Sharpnel has already hissed against the youngest while Bombshell pushed him far away by the mere movement of one of his legs, it is also the first time they listen to you after asking them to stop, they are damaged enough as it is already.
The changes are little but the biggest of all is how they seem to be healing, to be regenerating, and is undeniable when you see Bombshell's face for the first time one day when he is the one to get you back to their nest after work, it doesn't stop him from asking for flour or to be feed by hand, despite Kickback's protests and how it's "no fair!" in how you're playing favorites.
It keeps changing, slowly but surely, and everything you learned from mister Yeager's speech about human and cybertronian peaceful cohabitation has already been overstepped in all possible ways when Sharpnel connects his mouth to yours, only a few seconds ago you were showing him that very same speech on your cellphone, yes, you're indeed close, but you can only put your hands on both sides of his faceplate while you keep hearing: "there is more than one reason we clashed with one another", trying to get near him as much as you can, his big body looming above you, the video keeps on, you hear people cheering on the background, agreeing with every word, "and I'm asking you, what do you think being human means?", having almost forgotten of the others you feel the sensation of different servos on your hips, Bombshell's helm rubbing on your shoulder, purring above your clothes, Kickback is looking at you from afar, his pleads at Sharpnel to "please let me touch, I want some too" get mixed with the "that's what we do, we make mistakes" and it's almost like an alarm, a warning, for you to run way from Sharpnel that has started to rub his hips against your belly, from Bombshell that is now sneaking his servos under your pants, from Kickback that is now licking the skin now reveled by the movement of the others.
You are surrounded, and far from it to create discomfort it makes you move along with them while catching Sharpnel's lips against yours again, kissing messily in ways you have never kissed anyone and hoping he doesn't get freaked out, he doesn't, imitating you and doing his own part, maybe you aren't the only one new with this, and it's evident in how he makes himself smaller to cup your ass with both servos, rocking you harder against his modesty panel, moving away his other companions with a hissing sound coming from his vox, pushing you down at the bed of blankets they built a week after you started to see them, placing himself above you while the others watch expectantly, "I'm going to crown you, you" he growled, almost like a menacing promise, and if he was trying to drive you away he gets the contrary to what he desires when you legs lock him close to you, and they seem happy, because they start to chitter in the same way they always do when you appear with food, if only they seem more excited.
"Sometimes out of those mistakes come the most amazing things" your cellphone is long forgotten, maybe one of them steeped on it along the way and stopped the video, you don't mind, you don't care anymore, you only cling to that chance when Sharpnel finally reaches inside of you, his voice promising endlessly to keep you warm, feed and everything in between what your little organic heart so desires as his servo holds firm your hand, the other keeping your head near, your lips on him, as Bombshell grips you close and Kickback puts his digits where Sharpnel is claiming you.
There is no turning back, not that you would want so in the first place.
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healthlifeai · 6 months ago
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Dr. Smita Goel Homeopathy Clinic
www.thehomeopathyclinic.co.in
A urinary tract infection (UTI) is an infection in any part of the urinary system. Generally urinary system includes the kidneys, ureters, bladder and urethra. Most infections involve the lower urinary tract (bladder and urethra).
Comparison a man, a woman has at greater risk of developing a UTI. If an infection is limited to the bladder, it can be painful and annoying. But serious health problems can result if a UTI spreads to the kidneys.
Symptoms:
• A strong urge to urinate that doesn't go away
• A burning feeling when pee/ urinating
• Urinating often and passing small amounts of urine
• Urine that looks Cloudy, dark, bloody and strange-smelling pee
• Feeling tired or shaky
• Pelvic pain, in women — especially in the center of the pelvis and around the area of the pubic bone
• A frequent or intense urge to pee, even though little comes out when you do
• Pain in the penis or rectum (men)
• Mental confusion (mostly older people)
• Wetting the bed (children and older adults)
Types of urinary tract infections
Each type of UTI may result in more-specific symptoms. The symptoms depend on which part of the urinary tract is affected.
Kidney - Patient feel back or side pain, high fever, shaking & chills, nausea and vomiting;
Bladder - Pelvic pressure, Lower belly discomfort, Frequent, painful urination, Blood in Urine;
Urethra - Burning with urination, discharge.
Causes:
UTIs typically occur, due to bacterial infection in urinary system. It can spread to kidney. But the defenses sometimes fail. When that happens, bacteria may take hold and grow into a full-blown infection in the urinary tract.
Women tend to get them more often because their urethra is shorter and closer to the anus than in men. Because of this, women are more likely to get an infection after sexual activity or when using a diaphragm for birth control. Menopause also increases the risk for a UTI.
The most common UTIs occur mainly in women and affect the bladder and urethra.
• Infection of the bladder. This type of UTI is usually caused by Escherichia coli (E. coli). E. coli is a type of bacteria commonly found in the gastrointestinal (GI) tract. But sometimes other bacteria are the cause.
Having sex also may lead to a bladder infection, but you don't have to be sexually active to develop one. All women are at risk of bladder infections because of their anatomy. In women, the urethra is close to the anus. And the urethral opening is close to the bladder. This makes it easier for bacteria around the anus to enter the urethra and to travel to the bladder.
• Infection of the urethra. This type of UTI can happen when GI bacteria spread from the anus to the urethra. An infection of the urethra can also be caused by sexually transmitted infections. They include herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia and mycoplasma. This can happen because women's urethras are close to the vagina.
Risk factors:
UTIs are common in women. Many women experience more than one UTI during their lifetimes.
Risk factors for UTIs that are specific to women include:
• Female anatomy. Women have a shorter urethra than men do. As a result, there's less distance for bacteria to travel to reach the bladder.
• Sexual activity. Being sexually active tends to lead to more UTIs. Having a new sexual partner also increases risk.
• Certain types of birth control. Using diaphragms for birth control may increase the risk of UTIs. Using spermicidal agents also can increase risk.
• Menopause. After menopause, a decline in circulating estrogen causes changes in the urinary tract. The changes can increase the risk of UTIs.
Other risk factors for UTIs include:
• Urinary tract problems. Babies born with problems with their urinary tracts may have trouble urinating. Urine can back up in the urethra, which can cause UTIs.
• Blockages in the urinary tract. Kidney stones or an enlarged prostate can trap urine in the bladder. As a result, risk of UTIs is higher.
• A suppressed immune system. Diabetes and other diseases can impair the immune system — the body's defense against germs. This can increase the risk of UTIs.
• Catheter use. People who can't urinate on their own often must use a tube, called a catheter, to urinate. Using a catheter increases the risk of UTIs. Catheters may be used by people who are in the hospital. They may also be used by people who have neurological problems that make it difficult to control urination or who are paralyzed.
• A recent urinary procedure. Urinary surgery or an exam of your urinary tract that involves medical instruments can both increase the risk of developing a UTI.
Complications:
When treated promptly and properly, lower urinary tract infections rarely lead to complications. But left untreated, UTIs can cause serious health problems.
Complications of a UTI may include:
• Repeated infections, which means you have two or more UTIs within six months or three or more within a year. Women are especially prone to having repeated infections.
• Permanent kidney damage from a kidney infection due to an untreated UTI.
• Delivering a low birth weight or premature infant when a UTI occurs during pregnancy.
• A narrowed urethra in men from having repeated infections of the urethra.
• Sepsis, a potentially life-threatening complication of an infection. This is a risk especially if the infection travels up the urinary tract to the kidneys.
Prevention:
With help of following little steps, we can prevent from UTIs:
• Drink plenty of liquids, especially water;
• Try cranberry juice;
• Wipe from front to back;
• Empty your bladder soon after having sex;
• Avoid potentially irritating feminine products;
• Change your birth control method;
Homoeopathic point of view of the disease:
Considering Hahnemann’s classification of disease, UTI can be a miasmatic disease too. Miasms are psora and sycosis. Homoeopathic medicines are personalized for the person suffering with UTI based on the individual totality of symptoms few are listed below. Homoeopathic remedies which can be prescribed after detailed case study.
Some Homoeopathic medicines (Cantharis, Nux vomica, Sarsaparilla, Aconitum napellus, Apis mellifica, Belladonna, Berberis vulgaris, Borax, Chimaphila umbellate, Lycopodium, Sepia, Staphysagria etc.) are very effective in UTIs. But that should be as per symptoms and guidance of qualified homeopathy doctor.
Conclusion:
Hence, Homeopathy is efficient in treating UTI with holistic approach and considering the patient as a whole with individualisation. UTI is not merely a local disease. In Homoeopathy we treat an individual but not just the disease which is the result of deranged vital force. Therefore, it should be treated as a constitutional problem.
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I am really confident now that this is being caused by tissue breakdown from excess thyroid hormone, and thyroid hormone acting as a growth hormone or a trigger for them.
The first massive episode of this where I got REALLY jaundiced?
One of my other complaints -to my doctor who ignored it- was that even though I was eating no meat at all, I was having "organ meat poops", like you know how when you eat a lot of liver or something, you get like black or very dark soft poops that smell kind of metallic and meaty [for lack of a less gross word]? Well the same thing can happen from a lot of blood getting into your digestive tract and etc... and when my doctor failed to address it I just figured it was from straight autoimmune organ and tissue damage... And that might have been part of it, but rhabdomyolysis would seem to explain it too. And even this time my urine keeps being really dark to the point of almost looking brown, but not the way it does when there's actual blood it in, which has a kind of faint opacity to it, like a faint cloudiness, as far as I have experienced, and this is super transparent, clear, like if you watered it down you wouldn't see the brownish tinge anymore. And it doesn't smell like blood exactly, I have smelled blood in my urine before, but there's this smell like meat protein or like sausage, that I thought was coming from less digested meat protein in poop... But now I realize it's coming from my urine.
Being hypothyroid would not cause that. A potassium overload or deficiency probably could not cause that, and tbh if I was sustaining enough kidney damage to cause that... I would be fucking feeling it. Kidney pain SUCKS. So I am pretty confident I don't need a blood test to confirm this. Also, when I look at a lot of the weird random shit I have been observing since being a teen, like how I build muscle really easily, and how my hair grows about 4 times faster than its supposed to a lot of the time, and how my skin seems to grow in fast, if weirdly thin, such that it makes it seem like I heal 3-4 times faster than I should, even developing bone spurs and other growth easily in areas of high stress, even when my body isn't doing it pathologically at high speeds... That would all seem kind of consistent with my body getting high doses of something it responds to like a growth hormone on a regular basis, and all of that even could have everything to do with how often I have been at least mildly hyperthyroid. Especially before I got diagnosed the first time and knew to avoid iodine. On the bright side... This might also explain something of how fast and well I recovered from some pretty extreme and damaging symptoms last time, and how relatively okay I already feel now. When it's not so high it's causing damage, there's benefits to basically being on some kind of growth hormone and having a fast metabolism. I only had 400 mg of ibuprofen during the day today and I am getting up and walking around almost entirely without pain. I'm sitting here cross legged now when 3 days ago I could barely move, carefully barely draping myself into this chair so I could get up again more easily... This chair is going to be so comfy when my muscles actually work again.
I know I'm going to get stiff and sore again when I lay down long enough to sleep, but I'm starting to get hopeful about how fast this is improving. I have less than 10 days to get back to reorganizing if I want to have everything ready for the sanctioned curb exchanging day. I wanted to do my taxes after that and apparently there's an election this month...
And it would just be so so super cool if I could recover within the next like 6 days enough to be functional...
And that's looking possible In other hopeful news, high blood sugar only suppresses the conversion of t4 to t3 IF your body is producing enough insulin in response, because it's the insulin that does it... So if that is helping tamp down the t3 levels for me... It means I am probably still not diabetic... right now. [ignore the ketones and blood sugar level on my last blood test however many years ago, don't look at it, my doctors didn't]
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al3xrosier · 8 months ago
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Unexpected Company - Part 1
Fandom: The R/ings of P/ower Pairing: E/lrond P/eredhel, D/urin IV. - friendship for now Summary: D/urin has never met an Elf before. And now - after getting saved from a bunch of hills trolls - he's locked in a dusty house with one. A strange one, mind you, as the Elf, E/lrond, won't stop with his strange, annoying noises, which are unfamiliar to D/urin.
Durin has never met an Elf before. He, like every other Dwarf, was told stories about Elves being weird and interesting, creatures others should not interact with because they didn’t interact with others either. All his life, Durin thought Elves were distant and thought more about themself than they should have. 
Probably this was the case for some of them, but as Durin was watching the - not even that tall - Elf standing in front of him, smiling at him with concern in his eyes, the Dwarf prince could hardly believe anything that he heard from his father was true. This particular Elf looked so much more different than Durin imagined - not like he didn’t look pretty. Still, Durin always thought Elves were ethereal beauties, with glowing eyes, sharp, pointy ears, and judgemental stares.
“Are you okay?” Asked the Elf quietly. His voice was just like his face - pretty, but a little bit rough, like his throat was hurting, or like someone who didn’t speak for a long time. “You just keep staring at me like you have never seen an Elf before.” Said the stranger.
Durin almost laughed, but he didn’t say anything, just continued to stare at the Elf. The stranger had curly, dark brown, nearly black hair, eyes that looked like the most beautiful gray orb, and a shy smile on his lips. His cheeks were a little flushed like he was embarrassed, but Durin didn’t really blame him - after all, he kept staring at his slim form half hidden by his dark turquoise-gold cloak.
“You’re welcome,” said the Elf finally after a quiet cough, which made Durin shake himself to look at the stranger.
“What do ya mean you’re welcome?” Asked Durin, then looked behind himself, where lay three dead trolls. Oh, yeah, he was so busy staring at the Elf that he almost forgot about how they met… “Ya didn’t save me, I was handling the situation perfectly” added the Dwarf, and the Elf laughed.
“Of course, I can see that” smiled the stranger. “My name is Elrond” He offered, still smiling.
Durin was close to telling him to leave him alone, to go to hell or something, but the Dwarf couldn’t help himself, and also flashed a quick smile towards the Elf - Elrond, as he called himself.
“Durin,” He said.
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It was quiet. Durin was sitting next to the fireplace that Elrond successfully got working, and stared out of the window. After their quick introduction, the Elf offered Durin a shelter next to the woods. According to Elrond, it was once built by humans, but now Elves use it sometimes when it is needed.
“We don’t really come here, so it’s quite… dusty” added Elrond. He was watching Durin from next to the fireplace. The rain was still hitting against the window, and the dark was sometimes broken by lighting that followed the occasional thunder. It was a huge storm outside.
“Aye” nodded Durin, looking around. He was still hesitant about talking to the Elf, after all, he didn’t even know him. But he looked kind. Nice, even. “Dwarves don't really care about dir…”
“He’gnxt” 
Durin froze, then turned around to look at Elrond. For a moment he was confused and reached for his axe hearing the unfamiliar noise, something he had never heard before. But it came from Elrond, undoubtedly, because as Durin looked at him, he repeated the same strange noise. This time, it sounded a little bit different.
“Heh… he’gnxts”
The Dwarf stared at the Elf. Elrond’s fair face looked a little confused, he was looking towards the fire, with cloudy eyes, lips half parted. His nose wriggled, like he was smelling something uncomfortable, then he took a sharp inhale, and squeezed his eyes shut. He ducked his face in his left elbow, and then…
“Heh’gnxht… h’ETSHIEW” 
Durin jumped at the second sound, because while the first… well, three times the noises coming from the Elf were quiet, the fourth was quite loud, which gave a Dwarf a little scare. 
“Excuse me,” said Elrond quietly, and his face was now definitely flushed from embarrassment. 
“Excuse… what exactly?” asked Durin, confused, looking at the Elf. “What the hell are those… Please tell me you’re not dying or something like that” he added, raising his eyebrows.
“No, I’m merely just… he’ghnxt” he ducked again, shaking his head a little annoyed this time. “Bothered by the dust” he added, face still behind his left hand. Meanwhile, with his right, he was looking for something in his cloak, then pulled out a white cloth thing. “Heh… heh”gnxnt”ghxnt… arghh."
Well, at least Durin definitely recognized the noise of frustration, even if he still had no idea what was happening. The last two... something scared a little but Durin, because it sounded like the Elf didn't even have time to breathe between them.
Elrond threw an apologetic glance towards the Dwarf from behind his hand, then he turned, so Durin only saw his back. And then he… blew in the cloth with his… nose?
Durin shook his head. Elves were certainly… curious creatures. He just hoped that it wasn’t some magic that Elrond was doing.
“Excuse me.” Elrond turned back. His eyes were still a little cloudy and red, as well as the skin around his nose, but at least he stopped with those strange noises. “I won’t sneeze this much once I get more used to the dust, bu… but… he”gnxgt… sorry… As I said, once I get more used to the dueh… heh’TSHIEW… I give up.” Elrond shook his head, then turned around again to blow his nose into the cloth.
“Quit apologizing!” Snapped Durin, who was more frustrated about not understanding something than Elrond apologizing. “Instead, tell me what the hell are you doing, would you?” He asked, still eyeing the Elf with suspicion. 
It was Elrond’s time to be confused. He turned back towards Durin, the cloth still in his hands, holding it over his nose. His eyes grew wide, and then he ducked again, but this time he was silent - his eyes squeezed shut again - like he was in pain -, and he jerked forward from some kind of force, but he didn’t give a single noise.
“Durin, you’re telling me that you have no idea what a sneeze is?” He asked, confused, tears in his eyes.
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traditional-latin-math · 7 months ago
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I am once again begging for the men in my office to learn how to flush the fucking urinal.
Also, whoever used it last before me needs to see a doctor, bro's pee is so cloudy it's OPAQUE.
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